The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #144484   Message #3340941
Posted By: GUEST,999
20-Apr-12 - 01:54 PM
Thread Name: More 'Health & Safety' silliness...
Subject: RE: More 'Health & Safety' silliness...
Write them and say there is a low to moderate possibility that a female festival goer will get her breast caught or squeezed in the accordion but you will eat garlic and onions just before the performance to keep eager fans away thus mitigating said risk. Also tell them that you will modify your act so that the finale with napalm and propane doesn't take place.