It's not a question of inflation, Stilly. It's a matter of increasing the effect of the Earth's gravitational attraction on a single, small body, namely the Dachshund. I said that a Dachshund can increase his specific gravity by up to 800% at will! And they can. They become increadibly heavy, sticking to the floor as if to a magnet. They will not be moved! I have no idea how they do it, but they have astonishing abilities in this regard. These abilities are triggered by a desire to avoid:

1. inclement weather
2. baths
3. work
4. and inconvenience of any sort whatsoever.