Gnu - Why hate tourists? We spend our hard-earned in your wonderful country. Some, like myself end up making good friends with the people I have met - friends I hope to have for life.

Shame really. You've got an incredible country, a treasure, with polite, curious, intelligent and (for the most part) friendly people and the sort of wildlife we have to come over there to see. You might think it's funny to take the piss, but I at least offer my respect to your good self.

Never mind. I'm hoping to be over later this year. Let me know where you live and I'll stay as far away as possible.