Okay, it seems to be working again....

The ability to greatly increase one's specific gravity is not a trait unique to dachshunds. Just ask the parents of a human five-year-old who has been told he can't have the latest Leggo or Transformers thingie. It's like the floor of the Toys-R-Us store has suddenly become the positive pole of the world's largest magnet, and the kid has a negative charge.