Lyric correction:

I'm pretty sure the last line is "I'll hold the geese," not "I'd hold ... ."

It may seem minor, but to me it makes the song funnier because it takes the young woman's instructions it out of the hypothetical and into the realm of a definite plan/proposal.


I just heard Lou and Peter in concert in Portland, OR, 2 days ago, and they are as hilarious as ever!