Whoeee! This ol' hillbill don't know WHAT to think about that Bobert feller wantin' Ted Nugent's dick. His homer erocksick fannicies got my HEAD spinnin'. Nugent don't like Obummer's nanner republic National Defense Authorization disappearin' Act, so ol' Bobert wants to up and cut off his dick. Probly disappear it, too, in his own pocket so at least he'd have ONE in there he could play with. Ho BOY that Bobert's a wild one.