Put penguins in stilletoes and a) they would sink anyway, stilletoes being notorious for going through holes in the road, linoleum, soft surfaces (once walked around for half the day with a doggie doo impaled upon one of my 5 inch spike heels..... guess why I gave up wearing them!!), so that wouldn't help, and b) their eggs would roll off their toes and would never hatch....

And I thought that polar bears didn't eat penguins because the chocolate was so hard to wash out of their fur.....

LTS