Yo, Chongz...

Word on the street is that you been breakin' into the Jif-Lube at night suckin' the old, nasty, oil outta the used oil filters...

Man, that is disgusting but explains your poor bathroom (I know, what's a bathroom???) habits...

Plus, that oil has heavy metals in it but drinkin' the shit ain't like going to make you a heavy metal musician any more than eatin' money will turn you into a mint...

B~