"A Line of Valedictorians"

At the beginning of the school year, one
seventh grader was reflecting on his chance
at being the 8th grade valedictorian.

He said his dad was valedictorian, his mom
was valedictorian, and his sister was also
valedictorian. He paused, leaned back in
his chair and said,

"Looks like the end of an era!"

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"The Old School House"

The board of education in a nearby town sold
off a building that had been a one-room
schoolhouse. The buyer converted it to a tavern.

One day an elderly man was walking by the
place with his grandson and pointed to the
building. "That's where I went to school when
I was your age."

"Really," said the boy. "Who was your bartender
back then?"