It's clear that there are multiple lucrative privatization
possibilities going untapped.

Take food, or more generically, eating. Not just "meat"
or "vegetables" or "milk" or "chocolate", but the act of
eating, itself! No cost of production involved.

But, as great a business opportunity as that is, I'm
looking forward to getting the patent on SEX! I'll be a
multi-zillionaire on the royalties!

With all that money, I'll buy every Mudcatter lunch. But
you have to pay the royalty up front.

Dave Oesterreich