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Thread #144623 Message #3344444
Posted By: Rapparee
28-Apr-12 - 11:23 AM
Thread Name: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
Ahem. I thought that I should let you all know that I've patented swallowing. Doesn't matter what you swallow, the process is MINE!!! International patent!!!! Swallow air, smoke, food, whiskey, Iron City...doesn't matter, you owe me royalties!!! And swallowing will work without gravity!!!! If you're swallowed up by a Big Black Hole, the Universe owes me!!!!