Shame, "fiduciary" is English. Really old English, but English. "Fid" is a really old word that means, well, like, when Shakespeare says in his play "Romeo and Juliet," "Fid ye, Jack, and the horse ye rode in on!" "U" is just the word you. "Ciary" means "the person who did it," like when you knocked up that skank in Sudbury you were the "ciary" in old English.

So "fiduciary" means the person who said, "Fid you!" If anybody calls you a "fiduciatry" you should punch 'em in the nose. Don't take that crap from any body! You yell at them, "Stinkin' fiduciary!" and punch 'em out. Even the cops won't arrest you for that because the fiduciary has got it comin'.