Kendall, this might be a good time to relate a truism I discovered. It had occurred to me that it is sad for men that they are not all built like John Wayne or as cerebral as Stephen Hawkings or as cuddly as Charles Kuralt because I think men tend to be less resilient and secure than women are, so that the knowledge of their shortcomings is harder on them. Then I realized: No worries! They don't know it.

Ebbie