Megan: my good friend's grandfather served briefly aged 16 or 17 in the army at the time of the boer woer, and signed up for WWI. On his 90th He seemed to have enjoyed it (Eileen told me it was probably a holiday compared with living with his wife). Might have been the same bullet that hit the one and missed the other.

But Richard has hit the detonator. God On Oour Side, Gott Mit Uns, Jihad. What would YOU do if your country was taken over by foreigners with endless resources?