Just a bit of "brainstorming":


"I'm gonna sit right down and drink my cup o' coffee
And make believe no work is due.
I'll sip the caffeine, oh so sweet,
It's gonna keep me on my feet,"
A jolt of energy I'll borrow
To tide me over till tomorrow.

I'm gonna smile and say, "Hot damn! I'm feelin' better!
Then close, 'cause I've got work to do.
I'm gonna sit right down and drink myself some coffee
And make believe no more work's due.