Points well taken, Dave.

More to ponder:

"I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some coffee
And make believe no work is due,
Enjoy the caffeine, oh so sweet -
It's gonna keep me on my feet.
I'll sip until I reach the bottom,
And worries, I ain't got 'em.


I'm gonna smile and say, "This makes my spirit lofty
And perks me up the way you do,
(And perks me through the afternoon)
I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some coffee,
And make believe my work's all through.



Or


"I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some java
And make believe no work is due,
Enjoy the caffeine, oh so sweet -
It's gonna keep me on my feet.
I'll sip until I reach the bottom,
And worries, I ain't got 'em.


I'm gonna smile because this jolts my vena cava
And takes my mind off chores to do.
I'm gonna sit right down and have myself some java
And make believe my work's all through.