""Hell, they've already bamboozled millions of people into buying expensive bottled water (which is quite often just ordinary municipal tap water, sold at as much as 2,000 times what the corporation paid for it!)""

Much better than that, add alot of sugar and carbonated water ane you can get even more money for a much less healthy drink-that costs a consumer more per unit than gasoline- hundreds of millions, (plus) around the world get sucked in by that scam many times every day.