BWM and MGM - both delightful company. Don't know you Bonzo - but neither of those guys would say offensive things to each others face.

In the north we have this sort of annoyance factor. The BBC never seems to know anything about us - even in something important like the miners strike, there were geographical howlers in the news every night.

And yet they seem to want us to know who the mayor of London is. Would they know the mayor of Weymouth, Cambridge or Nottingham.

The mayor of Weymouth plays the spoons quite well at the folk club. That never gets in the news.