"From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 May 12 - 08:13 PM
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And as for that 13% cider. It seems to have claimed a number of victims."

Heavens! 13%? That's the volume of a drenkable bottle of plonkity!
Umm, I think we should all be advised of the cider in question - only in order to avoid said dire consequences of course.. sounds awful!