Doin' the debates naked would be a great idea, and I am all for it. Chimps ain't afraid to be seen in the nude. This would give me a psychological advantage over my human opponents (on top of my already existing advantages such as good looks, superior intelligence, and better reflexes, to mention a few.
Anyways, I been accused of the same thing as Bush when meetin' the press...havein' a bulge in the jacket. In my case, though, the reason is simple. I'm packin' heat in a shoulder holster. There's a bulge in my pants too, but no one has asked about it so far, and I ain't sayin'.