"Menu Choice on a Date"

On a date, a farm girl was studying the menu in
the restaurant.

She asked her date, "What's filet mignon?"

Thinking fast, her date replied, "It's year-
old pickled goat's liver. Why?"


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"High Stakes"

Algernon was feeling ill at work, and left after
lunch to go home. He walked into the house and
found his wife Judi in the arms of another man.
He started to yell at the interloper, "What right
have you got to be making love to my wife?"

The man answered calmly, "You may as well know
that I am in love with Judi and I would like to marry
her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you
be a good sport and sit down and play a game of
gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never see her again;
if you lose, you must agree to divorce her. Okay?"

"Okay," replied Algernon, "but just to make it a
little more interesting, why don't we play for a
dollar a point?"