Sickening!

Regarding same sex marriage for health benefits, if tax reduction or whatever seems to be a problem, should it not also apply to "normal" marriages? If so, I would assume there should be inspectors that visit these couples regularly to observe them engaged in coitus (I assume this is the only legal form of sexual relations in the backwoods of NC) for verification of being "legally married", what's the pay? I've become interested in becoming a snowbird and such a position, albeit only for part of the year, could help a lot with my finances.