The poem\complaint below is not related to the posted topic - but, to "kinda" quote another poster:
"I reserve the right to post as I please on here- now and then- if'n I want to" :)

Funny Poem On Craigslist

Posted by a fed up licensed contractor on Craigslist.

NON LICENSED PROBLEMS SOUNDS FAMI---LIAR

Yes I do just about anything , and for less than anyone. The only thig is ,if at any point during your home improvement project I get uncomfortable , I fly by night.

Thats right I fly by night.

I will leave you with a mess of problems a licensed contractor wont even be interesed in fixing. You can hire me or my friends and the price is always right.

If anything happens like a water leak a fire or broken water pipe thats ok to because I fly by night. .

Its ok if I am late and you need to wait,

or, if I loose your keys to your house,

or, if I let your dogs play in the street .

Or, that I accidently scratched your custom Armoire , Its ok because I fly by night.

You can sleep well after hiring me because you got the very best price .
possible , and if you want I can sell you some pirate copies of your favorite
cd's , or your favorite software too.

Maybe a cable signal descrambler would be pretty cool.

And if you need saomeone to yell at when all the **** hits the fan,

I'm quite alright , I'm ok, I fly by night.
So, when I finish the job your a little scared because it all happened so fast so you ask.

"Can you give me a warranty ,
I am happy cause I saved a hundred bucks, but my wife, well shes somewhat uptight."

I tell you thats no problem, I can email you one along with maitenance .
instructions and an invoice ,

I'll do it when I get home .

I'll do it tonight..

You say ok, and as I drive away I can see you wave with a big grin on your .
face because you finally did something right.

So, I dial you quick on the cell phone .

You answer, and I say "Can you see my tailights," .

and you say "Yes I see them."

I say "Thats great watch as I go around the corner and out of sight.".

I offer a light guarantee and yours just expired ,.

sucker you blew it because I fly by night .