Word on the street is that youse people are all majer flipheads! None of you are cool dudes, eh? Not like me. I feel sorry abowt the flippin' ENVY that flippin' tares at yer hearts when youse think about yer M-T lives and, like, hafta face that youse are definnitly not even slitely cool at all and you ain't gettin' none neether...cos you ain't cool. If you was to walk down the streets of my town the people here would laff and point at you, eh? They would say "What a buncha flippin' LOOSERS! Look! There goes a flippin' looser! And there's a nuther one. Holy Flip!"

- Shane

p.s. My Mom has done way worse flippin' things than ANY of that stuff youse posted about yer Mom! Yer Mom is just a sorry also-ran and don't flippin' rate too high, eh? You hearn it here, strait from the horse's mouth. No word of a flippin' lie.