I `ad a couple of them politicians in my cab the other day. They were on their way `ome after the Opening of Parliament and sharing my taxi to the station. You`da thought with the dosh they pocket they could afford one each and I bet they`ll claim it on their expenses.
One, a scruffy sod, said to `is companion, "That`s the trouble with your lot. The the world`s on the edge of recession, you come down like a ton of bricks on the the less well off and announce party time for the toffs. It`s one bloody law for the rich and another one for the poor."
The other one, top `at and tails, said, "You`re wrong there, Old Boy. It`s two for the rich and none for the poor!!."


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