Well, I had a dream that the very wonderful Sproatly Smith were on Later with... doing the Marx Brothers' Everyone Says I Love You complete with the inevitable LWJH string section of posh totty in their fetching little black numbers (sorry to be so sexist but talk about degrading to the feminist cause). Best of all though was BEZ in complete morris garb dancing with bells and maracas.

Prophetic? I reckon it's only a matter of time myself. Start petitioning folk fans! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro...