As a btw, if you ever ARE attacked by nuclear weapons, here's what to do.

1) Close the curtains on all windows in the house
2) Turn off all vents to outside air
3) Take the sturdiest chair and place it behind the strongest wall
4) Sit on the chair
5) Place a small pillow on your lap
6) Lean forward as far as you are able
7) Kiss your arse goodbye