Not all the blame John- 90% shall we say?

As for you Don,

'FYI I do not read the "Mail", or in fact any other of the supposed "News"papers.

There isn't one of them that's fit for use as arse wipes.

I keep my eyes and ears open and use my brain to inform myself'

I think the source of all this information your brain processes must be The Beano. YOu have decided you're more of a Lord Snooty Fan, than Dennis the Menace.