Hey Kendall have followed your story and doings from afar through the Mudcat. Here's my small contribution to your day, a link to a whole list of 'old peoples birthday jokes" to trawl through if you feel so inclined in between keeping on singing and making music. The site prefaces its page with this nice observation:

"You'll get the benefit of using a joke of this type, but you'll reap a bigger reward if you can find and soak up the proverb hidden inside these jokes. It can lessen your stress level and maybe allow you to become an old person yourself". Sounds like a good idea to me.

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/OldPeopleBirthdayJokes.html

Cheers from Australia where despite the dateline its still the 12th!

Andrez