ETA: This song, with the nearly-incomprehensible lyrics, is one of the songs written for a male character in a musical that I can pull off (I can just sing The Riff Song, as well. I've got a feeling it's not [i]too[/i]far down in a woman's typical low range, but then I've [i]never[/i] seen any sheet music for it listed in any of the Romberg songbooks)