"Golf Balls"

The mistress of an English Tudor country house
had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass,
straight from a farm.

The first day she was dusting in the Smoking Room
where the Master of the house sat reading. On the
mantel she saw a small bowl containing a
couple of round white balls. She, being curious and
not bashful, asked, "What are these?"

He looked up, saw where she was pointing, and
answered, "Golf balls."

She said, "Oh!" and went on dusting.

A few days later, she was dusting again in the same
room, where the master was again reading. Again,
in the same bowl were white balls, only now there
were four of them.

She said, "Oh. I see you shot another Golf."