Ha! Like Bubblyrat, this could be "misheard" with results that could make Alfred E Neuman proud...

One ton o' maalox
Just give me one ton o' maalox
One ton o' maalox
Oh I need one ton o' maalox

Verse
Well I ate 6 burritos
And a plateful of nachos
Four chimichangas
And some great enchiladas
Now I need one ton o' maalox
Yes I need one ton'o' maalox

Chorus with FEELING

I am a man who has overindulged....