The Rooster SongWe had some chickens No eggs would they lay We had some chickens No eggs would they lay
Until that Rooster came in to the yard And knocked those chickens Right off their guard
We're getting eggs now Just like we used to Ever since that Rooster Came into the yard
There was a toaster - no toast would it toast We're getting Eggos
Moo Cow - No milk would it give We're getting eggnog
Vegetable Patch - no veggies would it give We're getting eggplant
Gum Tree - No gum would it give We're getting chicklets
Flamethrower - no flames would it throw We're getting hotwings
Cool Guy - no girls could he get We're getting chicks now
Ice Cream Man - no ice cream would he give We're getting drumsticks