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Thread #59418   Message #3352735
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
19-May-12 - 02:20 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Nice goin', Rap. I was expectin' you to invent a whole buncha bizarre macho stuff about wrasslin' grizzlies and catchin' bullets in yer teeth and ridin' artillerly shells to ground zero, and jumpin' off at the last moment to grab the enemy Chinese general by the throat, and other nutso tales....but instead, you told the truth.

Well, thanks. I been puttin' together a file on you, and you have just helped fill in a bunch of the blanks. Much appreciated. I'm not gonna tell ya what the file is for. You gotta wait and see.

Amos, you are like a slow drip. Just an annoyin', ugly little noise way off in the background, see? Whyncha give it up? I hardly think Rap needs yer help to defend himself. If he did, he'd be in seeerious trouble! It'd be like a lion callin' fer help from a mouse.

- Chongo