"That's why I started playing spoons"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_11JDYcZX44
"This is all very well as long as you're quite prepared to politely tell someone what they are doing is unacceptable"
You should never have to - good manners should prevail if not artistic sensitivity.
"God's gift" sums these arrogant pricks in a simple phrase.
Jim Carroll