I drove drunk once... But it was on an old dirt road noone lived on. It was late. I woke up in the ditch I had backed into, and had proceeded to get stuck in... No phones. No people. Two crabby drunks trying to sleep in a tottering truck stuck in a ditch at a fourty five degree angle, with noone for miles... I still have the truck,... complete with the "v" cut into the rear bumper by the running start of my "day after" tow rope pal...

Drinking and driving... BAD MIX. Drinking causes a lot of problems for a lot of people. Bush will make more.