"Make it Fast!"

A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the
bartender, "Give me twenty shots of your
best scotch, and make it quick!"

The bartender pours out the shots, and
the cowboy drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender remarks, "I've never seen
anybody drink that fast!"

The cowboy replies, "Well, you'd drink
that fast too if you had what I have."

"What's that?" asks the bartender.

"Only fifty cents!"

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"Dance Fever"

Johnny went to his first school dance. He
didn't know if he would ever get up the nerve
to ask a girl out to dance.

As the night went on everybody was dancing
except. He just sat in the corner
looking at everyone having fun.

Finally as the last song started to play Johnny
spotted two very cute girls across the
room sitting at their table. He walked over and
asked one if she would like to dance.

She looked him up and down and said, "I am sorry
but I am very particular who I dance with."

Johnny shot back, "You can damn well see
that I'm not!"

Dave Oesterreich