I'd say a "lawn-mower-drop" is in the cards... Here's what you do... Find the closest tower... Bell towers are great... Buy a keg... Invite yer friends... Take mower to top of tower and when keg is about 2/3s empty (very important) then drop the sumabich off the top of the tower to the delight of all yer friends... If you ain't a folk hero now you will be after the drop... Double-damned-guarenteed!!!

B~