Plus, what kinda lawn-mower-wuss are you, gn-ze??? Ya afraid that when ya' get to the pearly gates of Heaven that St. Peter is gonna be a friggin' lawn-mower??? I got news fir ya... The term "lawn-mower" ain't in the Bible... You ain't going to Hell for throwing the sumabich off something high... I promise..

Okay, here's another idea... Invite yer friends over for a cook out... Take the sumabich and drain out half the oil and then let the sumabich rub wide open until it locks up...

I mean, compared to the drop it's like drop-lite... No, not drop-light... But kinda cool... Get the keg...

B~