Asking for trouble there, OD! (May I call you Odie?)

1: Chongo isn't a monkey. He attacks people who call him one.
2: Monkeys don't taste like chicken, anyway. Especially raw, as he eats them.
3: Chongo packs heat, too.
4: The trouble with lying-up waiting for a shot is that you have to pee yourself. Chongo knows the smell. He can probably identify YOUR smell.
5: I can't think of another thing to go here.

Don't say nobody ever warned you.

On the thread, anyone in that docs. drunk-tank is probably a jammy bugger anyway.