Mad Comics Parody
To the tune of
"Oh what a beautiful morning"

There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow.
There's a bright golden cyst on his elbow.
His pulse is as weak as a dried-up old creek
And I think that his kneecap is starting to leak.

Oh what a bad operation,
Oh how I wish it weren't true
I did my darnedest to save him,
Looks like he didn't pull though