No, no, no! You guys don't understand how this works!

The Jell-o makes the bed very slippery, and as you are thrashing about in you're alcohol induced dreams, you slide out of bed without knowing it. You wind up on the hard floor with your neck cocked to one side, one arm twisted behind your back, and one of your toes up your left nostril. When you wake up in the morning, you feel like somebody has dropped a grand piano on you and it takes you awhile to get your limbs untangled to the point where you can actually move. And for the next couple of hours every joint hurts, so you try to move as little as absolutely necessary.

You still have the hangover, but everything else hurts so much you don't notice it.

Don Firth