The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3356427
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
28-May-12 - 12:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What ya need to do, gnu, is knock back a few shots of whisky, smoke a good cigar, and reflect on how great yer life has been goin' lately. Then get out the old Tommygun, disassemble and clean and oil it, reassemble, load up, go out in the backyard and blast away at the scarecrow or whatever else ya got that makes a good target. I find this gets the cobwebs outta yer head real good.

I wish I was in the country where I could do this regular. It's not allowed in downtown Chicago. Maybe I can get that changed after I'm elected.

- Chongo