By the way...after I am elected president, I am gonna allocate federal funds to do the world's biggest rock carving EVER. It will be a whole mountaintop carved in the likeness of King Kong, gazin' out in a lofty and authoritative fashion over the land with that look in his eye that says "Don't mess with ME, sucker!" This will give all American apes pride in themselves and remind humans just where they stand on the evolutionary ladder.

The mountain I've chosen for this epic project is Mount Whitney in California. Note how it stands out above the other peaks. Kong's head will be positioned at the very apex of the mountain, more than 14,000 feet above seal level! (and sea level) (they are basically the same thing)

I figger it will cost almost as much as the Apollo Project to do this, and it will take at least 5 years, but I think it's a thing worth doin', don't you? If you gotta spend a couple trillion dollars, spend it on somethin' worthwhile, I say.

- Chongo