It's not quite a fixation; more like a wonderment concerning the genetic insurmountables of cross-breeding stilts and ostriches.

However, important stuff aside, Michigan is the first open slap in the face from an arrogant collection of people, and I fear its a barometric 'social' study, the results from which we could easily find proofs for anything from flat-earth to self-generating electricity. Do a blog called "Views of News" or something like that. You may help in an important manner to bring American pictures back to the faces of Americans.