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Thread #145209   Message #3358755
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Jun-12 - 11:07 AM
Thread Name: BS: When Worlds Collide...
Subject: RE: BS: When Worlds Collide...
Hah! A lot you lot know!

The EARTH is the center of the Universe. EVERYTHING ELSE revolves around it. It has to, because God created things that way and Ptolemy the astronomer proved it years and years back, but after 9:00 a.m.,October 23, 4004 B.C. And the Earth is flat. It's held up on the hack of a turtle, which is standing on the back of another turtle, which is standing on the back of another turtle. In fact, it's turtles all the way down.

So the Andromeda galaxy only APPEARS to be approaching the Milky Way and, to your heretical ways of thinking, Earth. Obviously this is not possible because God wouldn't permit it. It's an optical illusion created by God to test our faith in Him.

So don't worry about it. The Rapture will happen first.