Hey Don, don't you ever suspect that, in the teensiest, weensiest way, we might just be getting half the story about them brave royals on the alleged front line? Still, never mind. If ever there was a day for believers and sycophants to suspend disbelief even more than ever...

Itemisation of any one of her 60-hour-plus weeks would be welcome, still more the evidence that that's her long-term average, as you appear to imply. And there's nowt wrong with trade unions, old chap. And did you really use the words "Queen" and "ethic" in the same sentence?