Well, I hadn't heard from my Couzin Rufus for months but tonight the phone rings and...

..."Hey, Bobert... Whattzup??? Retha Mae says "Hey" but I was up behind the Sweet Springs Store Saturday night with the boys and they think that I should run for president..."

"Of what, Couzin???"

"Well, you know the United States..."

"Where is is on a globe, Rufe???"

"Well, that eometry stuff was always kinda tough..."

"Listen, Rufe, what you gonna say that is gonna get you elected???"

"Well, Bobert... Free Iron City Beer..."

"Ya' got my vote, Rufe... Hey to Miss Retha from me... Bye..."

"Bye"...

B~