I'm Nothing But a Punk
(To the tune of "If I only had a Brain")

In the hottest summer weather,
You'll find me dressed in leather,
and Levis tightly shrunk.
And I feel brave and reckless
when I wear my Nazi necklace,
Cuz I'm nothing but a punk!

On my motorcycle racing,
you'll find me always chasing,
some poor old helpless drunk.
While his head I am breaking
there is simply no mistaking
That I'm nothing but a punk

Oh I am one tough guy that
all the other ones obey.
I took on a kid the other day,
one punch from me, she ran away!

(Sorry, that is all I remember...)