I didn't. You presented them as conspiracy theories.

I've been hearing about conspiracy theories since I was a kid. "The Rockefellers are trying to take over the world," "The Masons are trying to take over the world," "The Jews are trying to take over the world," "The Girl Scouts are trying to take over the world," "Left handed ukulele players are trying to take over the world," ad nauseum. I've long since learned to take other peoples' paranoia with a large grain of salt.

Once again, you're indulging in flights of fantasy.

Maybe you better just get back to your zits.

Don Firth